Character Encyclopedia - Main Cast

Renowned golem engineer and local mechanic living in the garage of the Boot House. She has a deep respect for Arch from his involvement in an event from her past. Thus, she has dedicated herself to helping him in his quest to... wait, what is Arch even up to? As a dryad, Vina's prosthetics are controversial in her culture, but that doesn't stop her from keeping a positive outlook on life and helping her friends with impossibly complex and dubiously regulated inventions.

Short for Gyroscopic Reticulating Eyeball Golem. Vina's finest invention and unofficial mascot of the the crew. As his name implies, he actually just the eyeball, and can be removed and thrown at any old substance to form a new body around. Stone just happens to be his favorite. A golem of few words, but infinite wisdom.

A dopey-looking bird that likes to fly around and roost on top of Mae's head. Even though Greg is Arch's favorite sidekick, he seems to take care of Marco to make good on a promise from an old friend. It's said that Marco is actually the Divine Bird of Flames, the Phoenix... but that can't be right! I mean look, just look at him! I'm pretty sure gods don't have eyes that go in two separate directions, at the very least.

As it turns out, Arch actually takes second place in the "most insane, crotchety old bastard in Mongrel Valley" competition. Nobody knows his real name or what his deal is, but he's always rambling about the worms that crawl through the dirt in an... envious tone? Worm Wizard, as the town calls him, seems to appear and disappear at the strangest times, if time is something that even still applies to this weirdo...

A cheery "young" woman who runs a delightful travel agency in Mongrel Valley. But if Mongrel Valley isn't a tourist destination, what could Clem be selling? Tours to and from the Underworld, of course! Clients who purchased Clem's inter-dimensional work visas report that she's been incredibly helpful, and a "ray of sunshine!" Clem tries her best not to take offense to these comments, and to those questioning how long she's really been around. And why she can transform into a bat...

An exquisite practitioner of medical science, Dr. Bonetholomew Doctor, M.D. completed his degree in Thingamawhatsits and earned his doctorate in Doohickeys in an impressive 2 seconds after reading a dusty scroll and saying to himself "Yeah, I got this!". It's no surprise that Dr. Doctor keeps everyone in Mongrel Valley alive and... well, just alive. He operates his clinic in the same building as Clem's agency, and there's a sort of friendly rivalry between the two over the fate of the deceased.

A legendary hero who was the first soul to escape the Underworld, causing the dawn of Necromancy. He may not be the guy in charge down there, but he sure acts like it. Not by being a courageous role model or anything, but by being a huge dork and insisting people call him tacky names like "The True Dark Lord" or "Skullmaster 9000". His reasons for hanging around Mongrel Valley aren't clear, but he appreciates Clem's promotion of the dark arts at the very least.

A colony of dwarves that have forsaken their roots in subterranean nomadism, and have instead settled in a single plot of land in Mongrel Valley. Known affectionately as "The Dwarf Hole", this claim extends down... way down. They say that these dwarves were some of the first to settle near Mongrel Valley, and ever since Arch made the mistake of lending them some land, there's almost no land left to see. Their mining conglomerate "DwarfCorp" finds opportunity (and profit) in every situation.

"Now, who could this handsome, noble fellow be?" you may be asking yourself. "Is that the world-famous, kindhearted, successful, impeccably dressed Sir Cambells?" Why, yes indeed my friend. Perhaps you've heard of him. You can pre-order his latest memoir entitled "How I Escaped a Society of Religious Nutjobs who Couldn't Appreciate my Sick Abs and Propensity to Teach People Common Decency and How to Not be Racist All the Time" for a reasonable 24.99G!

 As McJester's dipped its gnarly corporate toes into the under-developed swamps of Mongrel Valley, one very large man held onto his very large dream. "Big G" is his name, and as the pointed red hat suggests, he has achieved Gnomedom in the art of cooking. However, his less fortunate background has landed Big G a spot at the McJesters grill instead of his own. Regardless, Big G displays a statuesque resolve (and physique) in times of hardship, and always cooks a burger that defies the cheap and suspicious nature of McJester's ingredients.

In their endless pursuit of cutting corners, McJester's tends to exploit their majority-demonic workforce, mainly due to the fact that justice tends to lie outside interdimensional jurisdiction. One such demon has been assigned to the Mongrel Valley branch as the manager... and the cashier, and the janitor... Sir Cambells, sensing a youth in search of purpose, elected him to be his Squire. The name stuck, just like how Squire's stuck with Cambells building a pillow fort in the restaurant. Eh, whatever.

A lost child from the Phoenix tribe which the whole town of Mongrel Valley protects. Even though the rest of her kin seemed to have moved on from their patron bird, Cinder loves Marco with all her tiny adorable heart.